"The Hang Over"

(the real life version)

Ass Juice Dimatteo's

 Bachelor Party July 3-5 2009

Before We get into any details of events, let us explain the briz was hired to cover the event exclusively, gaining full access to all the plans that were carried out during the entire weekend. Also, before we get into it, The Briz would like to show you the last photo taken of the weekend...Sunday afternoon on the drive home...And Compare it to the last trip to PSU on Sunday After Noon drive home which happened in April after Blue white weekend...

    JULY 5, 2009                              APRIL 26,2009

July 3, 2009 Freddy G (Fred Beans, Gusto Strong, Beansface,) drinks so much at the prestigious 'lounge' 727 that he doesnt make it out Friday night to the endzone with everyone else... He missed Carmen, Valentine, Kitty, Monroe, Fallon and other amazing babes of the Endzone...

But he made up for it on July 4, 2009 When he did actually make it out to the endzone.

"here's to beanface
he's true blue
he's a pisspot
through and through
he's a bastard
so they say
he wanted to go to heaven
but he went the other way
 
he went down, down, down motherfucker
down, down, down motherfucker
 
SIIIIIIP, SIIIIP, SIIIIIP
 
(once the beer's done)
 
what do you think of beanface?
he's alright!
he takes it in the ass
but that's alright"

UNCLE FREDDY.

One of AssJuice's presents from the boys...a wad of cash for the End Zone...

At the endzone Mckendo gave most of his loot to "valentine"

Drinking at THE DELI (Vampire Christfucks)

The Bacherlor Party Crew 

Credit Card Roulette for 8 Mind Erasers at the Gman... Alex lost.

...but the effect was lost when 8 mind erasers cost $24.

VIEW FROM DRINKING AT OLD MAIN

What's a bachelor party without obnoxious vulgar display of drinking...in this case on the steps of OLD MAIN at Penn State University

4th of July Fireworks from the top of the hub parking deck

Bean face and Assjuice...leakin on the hub book store...

AND THE CULMINATION

SWINE FLU VS GOUT

Ass Juice Dimatts- age 24 has been diagnosed with GOUT for the 4th time.

In case you dont know what gout is...

"This kid's dads band" formerly the friendship band is currently writing a song in tribute to AJ's toe.

"AJ: im so pissed that its called gout
its ridiculous
when u tell ppl that u ahve it, they just say ew
that should be a line in the song"

YAHWEH!!!!

ATTENTION DJ JSKI- YOU COULD LEARN A THING OR TO ABOUT GETTING ARRESTED FROM THIS GUY...

Travis: hahah. why did they listen to him rant for so long???

Travis: im memorizing that rant for this weekend
  imagine throwing that at someone